Plan B is the new Plan A
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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