so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
sex in a hospital.. check
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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