her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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