yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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