Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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