i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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