We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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