Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Can I color on your dick again?
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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