Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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