How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.