Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah