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• (714): View more from California

  He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick

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  Ive only called 5 times

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He told me I remind him of his sister...

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  Was this before or after you did it?

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  before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car

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• (585): View more from New York

  you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just don't do anything stupid

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  i did a stupid sorry

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