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• (812): View more from Indiana

  There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?

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  succeeding

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.

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• (408): View more from California

  I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Do you have any booze?

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  Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in

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  Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.

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  the essentials, lol

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Well I'm in a stranger's bed.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Gotta leave to watch the Lions

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• (941): View more from Florida

  you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins

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• (707): View more from California

  Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".

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