What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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