How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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