I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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