Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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