Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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