dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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