Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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