chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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