Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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