Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
this just has baby written all over it
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dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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