I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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