just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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