But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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