my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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