I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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