How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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