Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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