I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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