Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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