Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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