I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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