Ambien. No doubt about it.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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