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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Potential corruption. He's 19.

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  Get them while they're young!

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...

  (985): View more from Louisiana

  wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb

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• (585): View more from New York

  please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.

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  Proof That Kendall Jenner Is The Queen of Cannes

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday

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• (518): View more from New York

  Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school

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  The 21 Worst Ways People Have Been Dumped

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day

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