***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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