That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"