So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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