if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I've blown a few things in my day
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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