Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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