just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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