evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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