Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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