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(631): View more from New York

If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.

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(631): View more from New York

this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed

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(979): View more from Texas

How sober do you have to be to donate blood?

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(845): View more from New York

you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage

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(802): View more from Vermont

You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester

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(979): View more from Texas

I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...

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(631): View more from New York

Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right

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