question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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