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Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave

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dude are you serious?

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I know you already have a pic on your phone

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(978): Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave (617): dude are you serious? (978): I know you already have a pic on your phone http://tfl.nu/k6lt

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(303): View more from Colorado

then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins

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(303): then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins http://tfl.nu/bn73

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(214): View more from Texas

How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?

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(214): How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again? http://tfl.nu/qrnl

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(770): View more from Georgia

That's cool how's he been?

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He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.

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(770): That's cool how's he been? (404): He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much. http://tfl.nu/1kie

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(757): View more from Virginia

It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.

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(757): It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it. http://tfl.nu/6y9b

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(818): View more from California

i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign

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(818): i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign http://tfl.nu/0lhe

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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.

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(094): After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while. http://tfl.nu/x4in

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights

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(604): I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights http://tfl.nu/jrwg

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.

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(337): I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet. http://tfl.nu/ug81

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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing

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(445): We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing http://tfl.nu/ir7s

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(678): View more from Georgia

Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.

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(678): Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony. http://tfl.nu/3z52

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(+86): View more from China

Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.

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(+86): Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage. http://tfl.nu/0ehg

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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems

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(239): I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems http://tfl.nu/p6dg

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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty

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(416): I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty http://tfl.nu/ufna

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(904): View more from Florida

would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?

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(904): would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest? http://tfl.nu/z7gj

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