In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
