She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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