R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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