Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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