is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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