Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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