she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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