thus making me awesome and them whores
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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