My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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