He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I look better un-naked...
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you told grandpa to call you daddy
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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