So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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