writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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