she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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