I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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