there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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